C-Bizkit Gets in Funbags Pants!

[Captain Funbags]

Most of you have probably heard already, but C-Biz was slightly drunk after TAT's party last Friday. After Officer CherryBomb went to work, Funbags was babysitter for the Margartita Monster, which wasn't too difficult. After a few rounds of Pukin', C-Biz passed out and it was decided that she should be taken home. Unfortunately, upon ariving at CherryHouse, it was discovered that the keys to the house were still in C-Biz's bag on TAT's kitchen counter. Yay. So C-Biz got to ride all the way to Parkville to sleep in the glorius Bed of Funbags! (Good for her, she didn't puke once in the car. Bad for me, she was sober enough to crack on me about having another girl in my bed. See how kindness is repaid?!?) Anyway, I gave C-Biz some water, and a fe Aleve, and a pair of my favorite pajama pants, then took my happy ass down to the couch. CBomb picked her up bright and early the next day, and she seemed better, but rumor is she ruined half of a perfectly good coffee. Tsk tsk. Good job C-Biz! You were funny. Anytime you need a babysitter, let us know

And I do want my pants back!